Barossa Bird Club Articles
August 2008 Articles What are they and the nag that never moved
WELCOME TO
THE RECIPE PAGE!
By
Marcus Pollard – Clifton Finch Aviaries Well,
here are two to start off the proceedings and they are beauties I might add. So,
if you enjoy these then get busy and send us some more in so we can all share
them. 1.
The McCrae Way!! This
a recipe that Gary McCrae from Kalgoorlie Western Australia gave me at Gunnedah
Bird Sale this year. I have made this one of my "must do's" as regards
the daily maintenance of my finches. There
you have it! Just a couple of points to remember is to grind up your finch
crumbles until they are fairly fine - some come in pellet form (I use an old
electric coffee grinder) and any multi-vitamin mix you are happy with will
suffice ( I use Golden Boost from the Australian Pigeon Company).
Ingredients: FARMER
FRED’S FOLLY Submitted by Rhett Lind Farmer Fred had just
turned ninety He was worried ‘bout his
health So to the Doctor for a check
up he did go And the Doctor simply asked
him “How are you feeling
Fred?” Fred said “Great! But
there’s something you should know”
“I’ve just wed a new young
bride She’s only 20 years of age So I’ve got to keep me fit
and not feel flat And now I’ve got her
pregnant And she’s due in six months
time So I ask you Doc – what do
you think of that?”
The Doctor thought a little
while Then to Fred he told a tale “I’ve got a friend who’s
just as old as you He’s a very avid hunter And goes out bush with trusty
gun And shoots rabbits, wildpig
and kangaroo” “One day he went out hunting
But forgot to take his gun Absent minded picked up his
stick instead He came across a great big roo He raised his stick at it And yelled out “Bang” as
he aimed it at its head.
“Miraculously a shot rang out And the roo fell over dead A single bullet tore right
into his heart Now what’s the moral of the
story?” The Doctor now asked Fred “Just think, I know you’re
fairly smart.”
Fred said “there must be
someone else Hiding in the scrub Who fired the fatal shot that
fixed the roo Your old friend must be crazy If he thought he did the job “That” replied the Doc “Is exactly my point to
Morton Goes Fishing Paddy & Morton Hired a Boat and went fishing, Within minutes they were pulling in fish after fish. Morton said "this is a great place to fish, we should come back tomorrow", So Paddy drew a large "X" on the bottom of the boat in texta. Morton said," that's no good ...... next time we might not get the same boat !!!!!!!!!
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